In January, my best friends, the Lemmerts, moved to China to better humanity by becoming English teachers. I have since found out that their covert ambition was to become famous, rivaling Hello Kitty. In the above picture, Lacey is strutting (well, pointing) her stuff on a BILLBOARD. That’s right, folks, forget the shy Lacey she insists she is. Oh no, and to add to this dramatic psyche change, she insists we, her minions, send GIFTs (heavy on the cinnamon, specialty coffees, women’s shaving cream AND razors)! Next she will be requiring that I go to visit her and give her spa treatments.
Lacey, this is all tongue in cheek. You know I love you! Look forward to see what develops in this inspiring story of a girl from Nebraska blazing the streets of Pingdu with English dialect.
P.S. Cory, you haven’t fooled me, I know your covert mission is to become raving I.T. lunatic and take over the world. Don’t worry; your secret is safe with me. I shall happily wish the both of you well in your global endeavors.